06-17-2006
| #1 |
| Special Members    Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
Posts: 6,179
Throcks: 435.05 Thanks: 9
Thanked 151 Times in 37 Posts
| Blonde....reloaded To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis. Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blonde, he applied some ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up at his apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused. A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief. The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you load those things!"
__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
|  |
|
06-17-2006
| #2 |
| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 19,367
Throcks: 1,895.55 Thanks: 881
Thanked 749 Times in 263 Posts
| Re: Blonde....reloaded  
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.  |
|
| |
|
06-17-2006
| #3 |
| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
Posts: 2,220
Throcks: 3.77 Thanks: 15
Thanked 32 Times in 9 Posts
 | Re: Blonde....reloaded nice.
__________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT. |
|
| |
|
06-21-2006
| #4 |
| 1KMI2GL   Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Butterfly Town
Posts: 117
Throcks: 160.95 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
 | Re: Blonde....reloaded I thought that's how they loaded them boobies... |
|
| |
|
06-30-2006
| #5 |
| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
Posts: 3,480
Throcks: 266.85 Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
| Re: Blonde....reloaded I hadn't heard that one before... 
__________________ One weekend survived  |
|
| |
| Sponsored Links |
 |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
