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Little mikey joke.....

Little Mikey was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:

1. Unbutton pants

2. Pull pants down

3. Pull foreskin back

4. Pee

5. Push foreskin forward

6. Pull pants up and button up

She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Mikey going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.

Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5.......
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Re: Little mikey joke.....

Hey, I was just taking him out for some air.
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Re: Little mikey joke.....

Barbarians...ever hear of circumcision? I realize most of the world goes with the skin attached, but SICK! SICK I TELL YOU!!
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Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
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