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**Thender** · 06-17-2006

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class.
One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."
"Very good, William," said the teacher.
"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him.
"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?"
" It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger."

Vulcan Shocker · 06-21-2006

Yeah man. Lone Ranger was bad ass.

KUfan_Donnie · 06-30-2006

I think I should be offended...but that's just hilarious.

Thanks thender

**Thender** · 06-30-2006

If you are offended because of Indians, then don't be... I have Sioux and Cherokee blood flowing in my vanes..

06-17-2006	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,282 Throcks: 3,629.42 Thanks: 4,159 Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts	Lil' Johnny #2 A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture. Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs." "Very good, William," said the teacher. "My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?" " It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger." __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-21-2006	#2
Vulcan Shocker 1KMI2GL Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Butterfly Town Posts: 117 Throcks: 221.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lil' Johnny #2 Yeah man. Lone Ranger was bad ass.

06-30-2006	#3
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 332.20 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Lil' Johnny #2 I think I should be offended...but that's just hilarious. Thanks thender __________________ One weekend survived

06-30-2006	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,282 Throcks: 3,629.42 Thanks: 4,159 Thanked 4,387 Times in 1,178 Posts	Re: Lil' Johnny #2 If you are offended because of Indians, then don't be... I have Sioux and Cherokee blood flowing in my vanes.. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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