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So, there's this pastor, and he's gotta paint his little country church. Going to the shed, he realizes he only has 2 cans of paint for the whole church. Well, he thinks, the church is pretty small. I'll get by.

As he's painting one side of the church, he realizes there's NO WAY he'll still have paint by the end. So, after he finishes that side, he gets off his ladder, and adds a bit of water to the cans.

Now, most of the way through the back of the church, he still won't have enough paint. So, he gets down and adds some more water.

This continues for the other side and the front of the church. And, as the pastor is looking at his handywork, he notices that the one side looks alright, but the other 3 sides just look worse and worse. Well, figures the pastor, those are the breaks.

As he's grabbing his ladder, paintbrush, and empty cans, and walking back to the shed, the pastor notices a bunch of storm clouds forming seemingly out of no where. Suddenly, with a mighty crack of thunder, a torrential rain starts just pouring on the church and the church alone. The pastor's work is all washed away in the matter of less than a minute. When all of the paint was gone, the clouds parted, and a ray of light shone down on the pastor. From up above, a loud, booming voice spoke.

"Pastor Bob."

The pastor is cowering at this point, his supplies lay strewn on the ground. "Y-y-yes, my Lord?", he answered.

"Pastor Bob, I have one request of you."

"Wh-wh-what is it, m-m-my Lord?"

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"REPAINT, REPAINT, AND THIN NO MORE!!!"

Thender

Ughh....

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jpa

right.....

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ob1

You are such a thinner!!

Thender

Ob1... One bad pun doesn't deserve another!

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