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 | The Cross (Sunday joke 3/3) (Last one, I promise.) So, Jesus is crucified, and he's on the cross. He's just hanging out, so to speak, and across the crowd he sees his old pal Pete. Jesus, exhausted, gasps out, "Peter....Peter...." From the back, Peter can just make out his words. He yells out, "I'm coming Lord! I'm coming!" Jesus replies, in a raspy voice, "Peter....Peter...", and Peter, pushing through the crowd as fast as he can, finally makes to the cross. He says, "Lord! Lord! What is it?" Jesus replies, "Peter....I can see your house from up here." |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: The Cross (Sunday joke 3/3) That must be one of those parts they left out of the bible. 
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| Re: The Cross (Sunday joke 3/3) *chuckles* not bad |
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