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Vulcan Shocker

There was this businessman who, every Friday, would visit this bar on the 42nd floor of the skyscraper he worked in, and drink himself silly before calling a cab and going home. One Friday he's 3-sheets to the wind, and strikes up a conversation with a stranger who was visiting someone else in the building.

After a while, the stranger says, "Hey, do you know about the wind currents between this building and the one next-door?"

The businessman replies, "What do you mean?"

"Yeah, there's this awesome wind current where, if I were to open that window and jump out, would swirl me around a bit and drop me back off right in the same window."

"Oh, right. Prove it."

The stranger states, "Okay. I'll bet you $50 that I can jump out, do 3 loops in mid-air, and end up in the same window."

The businessman scoffs, but goes, "You're on...but we'll just leave the money with the bartender, just in case."

With the transaction made, the stranger walks over to the window, opens it up, and jumps out. To the businessman's amazement, the stranger did indeed do 3 loops, and dropped in the same window once more.

"That's amazing!", the businessman said, as the stranger collected his winnings. "I've gotta try that!" So, before anyone could stop him, the businessman opened the window and jumped...and fell straight down to his death.

In the commotion, the bartender turns to the stranger, and says, "You know, you're a real asshole when you're drunk Superman."

harmany

lol

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ob1

lol...and Superman Returns!!