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Old 06-21-2006   #1
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Where Do Babies Come From

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Little girl: Mom, where do babies come from?

Mommy: Ah..Err... Well dear, a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. Then one day they go into the bedroom, kiss hug and have sex. Which means daddy puts his penis in mommys vagina...and thats how you get a baby.

Little Girl: Oh...but the other night I walked into your bedroom and daddy had his penis in your mouth. What do you get from that?

Mommy: Jewelry!
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Re: Where Do Babies Come From

sorry, bud, what are they? Can't see them.
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Re: Where Do Babies Come From

Babies come from lil' red x's in boxes?
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Re: Where Do Babies Come From

Hmmm...what is it if it's not "XX" or "XY" but only "X"?
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Yep
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Ok, good.
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Re: Where Do Babies Come From

red triple x...trying to show us something from the red light district in Amsterdam
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Re: Where Do Babies Come From

now at least you can read it........
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And wish I hadn't......







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Sad, but true.....
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Nice one ox!
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Re: Where Do Babies Come From

Oy, good joke there.
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Re: Where Do Babies Come From

So do you think Craig buys Jeremy jewlery?
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