06-21-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Chinese Sick Leave "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do wha you say and I feel great. I be at work soon . . you got nice house."
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06-21-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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06-22-2006
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Chinese Sick Leave old.....but funny
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06-22-2006
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| TnTU Senior  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Louisville, Nebraska Age: 22
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   | Re: Chinese Sick Leave Craigs mom makes me feel better |
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06-22-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Chinese Sick Leave Your Mom makes me feel better, too! 
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06-22-2006
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Chinese Sick Leave ^All-righty then! It's Mom Card time!
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06-22-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Chinese Sick Leave Mom? Cards? What the hell are you talking about? By the way, ob1.... I carded your mom, last week..... She still isn't old enough....
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