06-21-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| The Favor A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
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06-21-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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06-22-2006
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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06-22-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: The Favor Not a bad one. 
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06-22-2006
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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 | Re: The Favor nice one.
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06-22-2006
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| Just another poster...  Join Date: May 2006
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| Re: The Favor Ah, those priests are so good with words. |
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06-22-2006
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| TnTU Senior  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Louisville, Nebraska Age: 22
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  | Re: The Favor haha |
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06-22-2006
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| The Great MorNon Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: The Favor lol...not bad |
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