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06-21-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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|  I loved a gangster because that's how I roll. Pick the month you were born: January-----------I kicked February---------I loved March-------------I smoked April---------------I dry humped May---------------I choked on June--------------I murdered July---------------I did the Macarena with August----------I had lunch with September-----I danced with October---------I sang to November------I yelled at December------I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1--------a birdbath 2--------a monster 3--------a phone 4--------a fork 5--------a Mexican 6--------a gangster 7--------my cell phone 8--------my dog 9--------my best friends boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a permanent marker 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White-------because I'm cool like that Black--------because that's how I roll. Pink---------because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red---------because the voices told me to. Blue---------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green------because I hate myself. Purple------because I'm cool. Gray---------because I was drunk Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange-----because I hate my family. Brown------because I was high. Other-------because I'm a ninja. none--------because I cant control myself Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to your friends.
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06-21-2006
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| Re: I loved a gangster because that's how I roll. I smoked your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want......
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| Re: I loved a gangster because that's how I roll. I did the macarena with a fork cuz im cool like that
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| Re: I loved a gangster because that's how I roll. I teabagged mike because he likes it. oooops so sorry....wrong thread.
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| Re: I loved a gangster because that's how I roll. Murdered a goat because I can't control myself!
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| Re: I loved a gangster because that's how I roll. I ran over a stuffed animal because I hate myself! Damn me!
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| Re: I loved a gangster because that's how I roll. I did the Macarena with a permanent marker because I'm NOT a homosexual.
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