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 | A couple jokes The ring A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said. Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. "I don't think you understand-I want something very unique," the man said. At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000." The girls eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?" asked our jeweler. "I'll pay by check; but of course the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, and then I'll fetch the ring on Monday." Monday morning, our very disappointed jeweler phoned the man. "You lied, there's no money in that account." "I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Old man Herman As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 280. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them." (stolen from here: Bits & Pieces )
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| Re: A couple jokes First one was funny  Second one was good too, but someone already beat you to the punch... 
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| Re: A couple jokes 
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| Re: A couple jokes ^ditto
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| Re: A couple jokes Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.... 
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