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Vulcan Shocker · 06-24-2006

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello?"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$80,000."

MAN: "OK, but if you're spending that much anyway I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing: The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1.9 million."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1.75."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him inastonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

**Thender** · 06-24-2006

That was fricken great!!!!!

**ob1** · 06-24-2006

...so that's where my cell phone is!!!

lol...that was good VS!

jpa · 06-25-2006

josh · 06-25-2006

stop talking to my wife.

**Thender** · 06-25-2006

She's the one that called......

josh · 06-25-2006

damn i knew i should have changed my #.

**Thender** · 06-25-2006

So, ultimately, it's all your fricken fault!

josh · 06-25-2006

true. thender>

<me

**Thender** · 06-25-2006

I love wacking josh....

Al · 06-26-2006

that was pretty good....

06-24-2006	#1
Vulcan Shocker 1KMI2GL Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Butterfly Town Posts: 117 Throcks: 160.91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Cellphone call Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello?" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$80,000." MAN: "OK, but if you're spending that much anyway I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing: The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1.9 million." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1.75." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him inastonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" __________________ Eye of the mind makes a moogie. -Jack Nicholson

06-24-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.37 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Cellphone call That was fricken great!!!!! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-24-2006	#3
ob1 TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,118 Throcks: 426.26 Thanks: 629 Thanked 142 Times in 55 Posts	Re: Cellphone call ...so that's where my cell phone is!!! lol...that was good VS!

06-25-2006	#4
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 407.34 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Cellphone call __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-25-2006	#5
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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.37 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Cellphone call She's the one that called...... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.37 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Cellphone call So, ultimately, it's all your fricken fault! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,307 Throcks: 1,787.37 Thanks: 649 Thanked 520 Times in 203 Posts	Re: Cellphone call I love wacking josh.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-26-2006	#11
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