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Old 06-27-2006   #1
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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "I want to be castrated."

"It's a serious operation, and there's no going back," the doctor cautions. Still the man insists.

The day after the operation, the man is walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor.

He sees another patient walking the same way.

"Looks like we've had the same operation,' he says.

"Yes, I finally got circumcised," replies the man.

The man stares at him in horror, then screams, "Shit! That was the word!"
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is this your personal life story again
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Re: Cutting remark

Hell no!.... I told you I couldn't keep your secrets.....
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secret, what secret
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That is frickin' funny.
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