Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Chubby · 06-28-2006

On the first day, God created the dog and said:
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said:
"That's a long time to be barking.? How about only
ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.
__________________________________________________ ____

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said:
"Monkey tricks for twenty years?? That's a pretty
long time to perform.? How about I give you back ten
like the Dog?"

And God agreed.
__________________________________________________ ____

On the third day, God created the cow and said:
"You must go into the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calv es and give
milk to support the farmer's family.? For this, I
will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said:
"That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
for sixty years.? How about twenty and I'll give back
the other forty?"

And God agreed again.
__________________________________________________ ____

On the fourth day, God created man and said:
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.? For
this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said:
"Only twenty years?? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the
monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
__________________________________________________ ____

So that is why the first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty
years we slave in the sun to support our family. For
the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain
the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit
on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

**Thender** · 06-28-2006

Riiiiiiiiiiiight........I missed out on the play part. Someone owes me some warranty time.

jpa · 06-29-2006

Bomaster1 · 06-29-2006

Good one. Sounds too true. Sad but true.

Lynniebits · 06-29-2006

I am now banging my head against the keyboard like Mike's avatar.

06-28-2006	#1
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 176.26 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Life Explained On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking.? How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. __________________________________________________ ____ On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years?? That's a pretty long time to perform.? How about I give you back ten like the Dog?" And God agreed. __________________________________________________ ____ On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calv es and give milk to support the farmer's family.? For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.? How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again. __________________________________________________ ____ On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.? For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years?? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." __________________________________________________ ____ So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

06-28-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,286 Throcks: 1,753.81 Thanks: 617 Thanked 441 Times in 182 Posts	Re: Life Explained Riiiiiiiiiiiight........I missed out on the play part. Someone owes me some warranty time. __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-29-2006	#3
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 406.79 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Life Explained __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-29-2006	#4
Bomaster1 TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 79 Throcks: 160.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Life Explained Good one. Sounds too true. Sad but true.

06-29-2006	#5
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.07 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Life Explained I am now banging my head against the keyboard like Mike's avatar. __________________ God I need a nap.

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode