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Chubby · 06-28-2006

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason:
"Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
>From Kingman, KS.

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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
He was a Chef?
Yep...From Kansas City!

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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,!
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

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IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

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IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
She was leaving the company due to "downsizing."
Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not another word was spoken.
We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.

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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.

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IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!

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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE

**Thender** · 06-28-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chubby

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open." His reply, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!

Need I say more?

yo mama · 06-28-2006

I cant read the light text.

**Thender** · 06-29-2006

Then you might have to change your back ground from light to dark...

Bomaster1 · 06-29-2006

And these people reproduce? OMFG!!!!!!

jess · 06-29-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

Then you might have to change your back ground from light to dark...

Or you could just highlight the text with your cursor. Then you don't have to change to the black background.

06-28-2006	#1
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 176.98 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	IDIOT Sightings IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD *I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.* *The reason:* *"Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!* I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." >From Kingman, KS. __________________________________________________ ____ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City! ______________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: *I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,! "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?* *To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"* He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham, Ala. __________________________________________________ _____ IDIOT SIGHTING: *The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.* *I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.* *She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.* *I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.* *Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"* She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS __________________________________________________ _ IDIOT SIGHTING: *At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.* *She was leaving the company due to "downsizing."* *Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."* *Not another word was spoken.* *We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.* *This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.* ________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: *I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.* *A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.* __________________________________________________ __ IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" *His reply, "I know - I already got that side."* This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi! __________________________________________________ _____ STAY ALERT! *They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE* __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

06-28-2006	#3
yo mama TnTU Senior Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Earth Posts: 474 Throcks: 100.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: IDIOT Sightings I cant read the light text.

06-29-2006	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,291 Throcks: 1,763.97 Thanks: 629 Thanked 469 Times in 183 Posts	Re: IDIOT Sightings Then you might have to change your back ground from light to dark... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-29-2006	#5
Bomaster1 TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 79 Throcks: 160.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: IDIOT Sightings And these people reproduce? OMFG!!!!!!

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