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Old 07-01-2006   #1
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My wife and I were sitting in our living room last night watching a sad story on the news and got into a discussion about being paralyzed or brain dead and not being able to move.

I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

My wife got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.
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that is cruel and unusual punishment which is illegal
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That is alcahol abuse!!!!!
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Yeah, but he asked for it!!!!
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Umm, no he didn't.... He said "fluids". Beer is not "fluids". Beer is nectar...
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