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Vulcan Shocker · 07-01-2006

Confession

A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The man said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The man replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in."

(joke stolen from Bits & Pieces)

**Thender** · 07-01-2006

Makes sense to me!

Chubby · 07-02-2006

That's pretty good. So would thinking about going to church be same as going to chuch?

**Thender** · 07-02-2006

I'd think it would be more like you need to rub your church... It would be the same as going in...

07-01-2006	#1
Vulcan Shocker 1KMI2GL Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Butterfly Town Posts: 117 Throcks: 160.94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Confession Confession A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The man said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The man replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in." (joke stolen from Bits & Pieces) __________________ Eye of the mind makes a moogie. -Jack Nicholson

07-01-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.28 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: Confession Makes sense to me! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-02-2006	#3
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,065 Throcks: 178.01 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Confession That's pretty good. So would thinking about going to church be same as going to chuch? __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

07-02-2006	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.28 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: Confession I'd think it would be more like you need to rub your church... It would be the same as going in... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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