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jpa · 07-03-2006

A man was in a long line at a department store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.

She asked, "What size condoms? "The customer replied that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants. He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said . . .
( This is good!! )
V

V

V

Clean-up Register 5!

**Thender** · 07-03-2006

**ob1** · 07-03-2006

josh · 07-03-2006

Lmfao.

KUfan_Donnie · 07-04-2006

I snickered...predictable, but funny

**Thender** · 07-04-2006

Yeah, but you're predictable, but funny too, donnie...

KUfan_Donnie · 07-05-2006

shutterbug · 07-05-2006

Roflmao

msquared · 07-07-2006

that my friends is the definition of the shotgun, two pumps and it shoots

07-03-2006	#1
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 406.82 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Condom Purchases A man was in a long line at a department store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms? "The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5." A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said . . . ( This is good!! ) V V V Clean-up Register 5! __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

07-03-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,286 Throcks: 1,753.97 Thanks: 618 Thanked 441 Times in 182 Posts	Re: Condom Purchases __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-03-2006	#3
ob1 Happy 4th! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,116 Throcks: 400.19 Thanks: 558 Thanked 135 Times in 53 Posts	Re: Condom Purchases lol!

07-03-2006	#4
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,219 Throcks: 20.32 Thanks: 5 Thanked 26 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Condom Purchases Lmfao. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

07-04-2006	#5
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 266.41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Condom Purchases I snickered...predictable, but funny __________________ One weekend survived

07-04-2006	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,286 Throcks: 1,753.97 Thanks: 618 Thanked 441 Times in 182 Posts	Re: Condom Purchases Yeah, but you're predictable, but funny too, donnie... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-05-2006	#7
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 266.41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Condom Purchases __________________ One weekend survived

07-05-2006	#8
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123 Throcks: 166.98 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Condom Purchases Roflmao __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

07-07-2006	#9
msquared Frotch Central Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 325 Throcks: 173.08 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Condom Purchases that my friends is the definition of the shotgun, two pumps and it shoots __________________ "I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard." William Lloyd Garrison

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