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Old 07-04-2006   #1
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Hurricane Chamiqua

Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to
be pissed about.

A black congresswoman reputedly complained that the names of hurricanes are
all Caucasian sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African American culture such as
Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like the
weather reports to broadcast in language that street people can understand.

I can hear it now: A weatherman in Houston says...

"Waddup Muthas! Hehr-I-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo yo ass like Leroy on a
crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo! So grab yo' Chirren, leave yo crib,
and head fo de nearest guvment office fo yo FREE shit.
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