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jpa · 07-04-2006

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top !!!

**Thender** · 07-04-2006

Works for me!

KUfan_Donnie · 07-04-2006

You can't argue with those findings, that's science in action!

**ob1** · 07-05-2006

COCKSUCKING = 116%...

No wonder mike and thender have a great work ethic.

**Thender** · 07-05-2006

Bitch slapping Ob1 = 159%

Now that's a good days work!

**ob1** · 07-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

Bitch slapping Ob1 = 159%

Now that's a good days work!

LMAO!

2ox · 07-05-2006

mike blows thender = 183%

mike really throws himself into his work.

**Thender** · 07-05-2006

Two2mnyxs · 07-05-2006

Beer Drinking 112% enough for me today

07-04-2006	#1
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,441 Throcks: 827.69 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,375 Times in 294 Posts	Giving 100% From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top !!! __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

07-04-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Giving 100% Works for me! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-04-2006	#3
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,488 Throcks: 262.14 Thanks: 31 Thanked 32 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Giving 100% You can't argue with those findings, that's science in action! __________________ Beer is your friend

07-05-2006	#4
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.14 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re: Giving 100% COCKSUCKING = 116%... No wonder mike and thender have a great work ethic. __________________ "Hey, great..."

07-05-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Giving 100% Bitch slapping Ob1 = 159% Now that's a good days work! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-05-2006	#7
2ox FREE OB1!!! Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,485 Throcks: 949.49 Thanks: 7 Thanked 424 Times in 94 Posts	Re: Giving 100% mike blows thender = 183% mike really throws himself into his work.

07-05-2006	#8
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,030.50 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,312 Times in 1,397 Posts	Re: Giving 100% __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-05-2006	#9
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36 Posts: 951 Throcks: 2,004.73 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Giving 100% Beer Drinking 112% enough for me today __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

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