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| Border Guards An Israeli border post noticed something moving on the horizon. After a while with binoculars the could see a man leading a donkey. There was a woman riding the donkey. Eventually the couple arrived at the border crossing. The guard asked "What is your name?" The man answered "Joseph". "Where are you headed?" Joseph answers "Bethlehem". "What is your wife's name?" "Mary." The guard notices that Mary was pregnant. He says "I suppose you are going to name the baby Jesus" Joseph replies "Do we look Puerto Rican?" |
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