07-06-2006
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| Just another poster...   Join Date: May 2006
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| Retired... Working people frequently ask me as a retired person what I do all day to keep life interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him another nasty name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. I insulted his mother and then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age. |
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07-06-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Retired... That's just mean.... 
__________________  Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009  Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.  |
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07-06-2006
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| Recovering Gambling Addict  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Retired... Was that your car, thender? The one with the busted headlight?
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07-06-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Retired... Hell no! It was mikes.... I asked the cop to write him a warning ticket, after I pointed out the car to him.... 
__________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. |
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07-07-2006
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Retired... that was wrong, but
__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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