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jpa · 07-07-2006

Once there was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
sidewalk, dragging a Flattened frog on a string behind him.
He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on
the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
wanted.

He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside.I have the
money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come on in.
Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said no.

He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots
after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
The Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog,
Paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl
In the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home,
My parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving
me at home with a baby-sitter.

After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me
Because she just happens to be very fond of cute little
boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught.

When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home.
On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the
disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to
bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.

In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the
son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG."

**Thender** · 07-07-2006

Revenge is so sweet!

**ob1** · 07-07-2006

Damn that milkman!

KUfan_Donnie · 07-07-2006

That kid thought this through!

**Thender** · 07-07-2006

Yes, He is a smart kid!!!

Chubby · 07-08-2006

I think that is considered premeditated sex.

07-07-2006	#1
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,039 Throcks: 911.17 Thanks: 176 Thanked 1,616 Times in 346 Posts	Frog Once there was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk, dragging a Flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside.I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come on in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, The Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, Paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl In the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, My parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me Because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG." __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

07-07-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,490 Throcks: 4,507.92 Thanks: 5,360 Thanked 6,081 Times in 1,611 Posts	Re: Frog Revenge is so sweet! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-07-2006	#3
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,920 Throcks: 1,566.76 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,512 Times in 334 Posts	Re: Frog Damn that milkman! __________________ This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

07-07-2006	#4
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,945 Throcks: 359.01 Thanks: 124 Thanked 53 Times in 11 Posts	Re: Frog That kid thought this through! __________________ Beer is your friend

07-07-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,490 Throcks: 4,507.92 Thanks: 5,360 Thanked 6,081 Times in 1,611 Posts	Re: Frog Yes, He is a smart kid!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-08-2006	#6
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 278.88 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Frog I think that is considered premeditated sex. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

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