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Old 07-07-2006   #1
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While I was in Victoria's Secret I overheard heard Mike, 2ox, and Thender speaking with the sales women ..

Does this come in children’s sizes?

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Mom will love this.

Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys logo on it?

No need to wrap it up, I’ll eat it here.

Will you model this for me?

Oh honey, you’ll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

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'ox was a little nervous to walk in there. But we calmed him down, and got him to try some stuff on.
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Yeah, but those bite marks he left on my arm still hurt like hell!
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Well, your the one who tried to squeeze his fat ass into that thong!
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I had too!! The clerk bet me $50.00 that I couldn't get him in it... At least I got the $50.00...
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And now he talks 3 octaves higher, too.
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3M! Some nice ones in there.
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^^That's why I keep him around now.... His voice scares away the neighborhood kids...
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