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| Thender's Alphabet Thender's Alphabet A - Alcohol The key to surviving college. B - Beer The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging. C - Class What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party. D - Dancing A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic. E - Emergency The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party. F - Fucked Up Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out. G - Games Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers. H - Hang-over Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank. I - Idiot The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party. J - Jail Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or staggering home. K - Kissing What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers. L - Lord Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol. M - Money That which you no longer have due to too much partying. N - Not Again! What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know. O - Oh shit! What you say as you’re falling down the stairs. P - Pee What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer. Q - Quilt What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning. R - Reform What you promise god you will do while you’re puking in the toilet. S - Sex What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk. T - Ten The number of beers it takes to get drunk. U - Underage Most of the drinking population in college town. V - Vodka The mother of all alcohol and the best way to get drunk in an hour. W - Worm The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow. X - X-Ray How they can see into your stomach before they pump it. Y - Yourself The one who drinks way too much every weekend. Z - Zoned How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking. |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Thender's Alphabet That really did aply to me about 17 years ago.... Good memories...  
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Thender's Alphabet makes sense to me.... 
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Thender's Alphabet Quote:
__________________ This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?  | |
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| Re: Thender's Alphabet Do you pay royalties to Eddie Murphy for his material?  
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| Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Thender's Alphabet lol...I just knew you would know! 
__________________ This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Thender's Alphabet Hell! I still have the original tape.... 
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