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| Enjoy In Moderation     Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36
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| You know you are old when.... Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesnt do it any more. Driving a car doesnt always sound like fun. The average ten-year-old doesnt have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are. Being bad is no longer cool. You have friends who have kids. Saturday mornings are for sleeping. You are taller than the slide at the McDonalds playland. Your parents jokes are now funny. You have once said, Whatch-you talkin bout Willis? You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jacksons Thriller. Christmas starts to piss you off. You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, cause mom is not there to do your laundry anymore. Two words: parachute pants. Naps are good. Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting. You have onced deemed Space Invaders as The best game ever. When you know that the machines in gas station bathrooms dont dispense balloons. When things go wrong, you cant just yell, Do-over! Playboys Playmate of the month is younger than you. The only thing in your cereal box is... cereal. You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen. Your idea of fun parties now include Chips n Salsa and Snapple. You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd. You want clothes for Christmas. You dont want a Camaro becuase of the insurance premiums. You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. Youve bought an album on vinyl. You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out. You read the if you were born on this day in 1976 you are of legal age to buy alcohol sign at the liquor store and recall attending a high school dance on that date. You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind. |
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07-07-2006
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: You know you are old when.... Thanks for that reminder M. Wasn't quite sure yet.  
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07-07-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: You know you are old when.... True, O' so true...... 
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: You know you are old when.... I was 5....
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| i ride the short bus because i'm  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Re: You know you are old when.... watchu talkn bout mmm?
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