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| Enjoy In Moderation     Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| What it really means.. When she says: "Not tonight darling, I have a headache" She means: "We either both enjoy making love, or you are not getting it anymore" When she says: "Lets go somewhere quiet" She means: "Just because I am desperate, doesn't mean I wamt anyone else seeing me with you" When she says: "He is not my type" She means: "I don't think the bastard fancies me" When she says: "I trust you" She means: "You fool with me, and I'll kill you" When she says: "Isn't that a lovely baby?" She means: "I want to have your baby" When she says: "I love you too much as a friend" She means: "Just because I talk to you, doesn't mean, I want to sleep with you" When she says: "He's got a lovely personality" She means: "He's a nice guy, but boy is he ugly" When she says: "I wish I could cuddle you all night" She means: "I wish you didn't have such a short fuse, and that lovemaking lasted a little longer than thirty seconds" When she says: "My period is late" She means: "Let's see what it takes to get you to marry me" When she says: "I am on a diet" She means: "Compliment me on my gorgous body, you fool" |
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07-07-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: What it really means.. More damn double talk..... 
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07-07-2006
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: What it really means.. Men are straight-shooters and we don't read minds...just come out and say it!!
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: What it really means.. 
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| Re: What it really means.. Sure men are straight shooters, no matter what you say or agree to, your goal is to get your date into the sack on the first date, sooner if possible. You will say anything toward that goal, no matter if it is true or not. |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: What it really means.. I resemble that remark! 
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: What it really means.. Quote:
Hey, last time I checked, I shoot straight!! 
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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 | Re: What it really means.. not last night. 
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: What it really means.. There was a heeluva "crosswind"......... 
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: What it really means.. no, that was thender blowing in your ear.
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| Re: What it really means.. I like doing that because then mike swerves and pisses all over your legs...
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