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| Dangerous situation Thender is driving his car at a constant speed. On Thender left side is a valley and on His right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of Him is a galloping pig which is the same size as Thender car and He cannot overtake it. Behind him is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as Thender. What must he do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Answer: Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're Drunk.
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| ...the Clone Wars is here!!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Dangerous situation lol...a SoCo-induced hallucination!
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Dangerous situation Buwahawwawawawahahahahawahawa!!!!! Says you!!!! Thender takes out his "auxililary tool pouch" and un-bolts the pig! Then thender un-bolts his car and jumps out of the way! Buwahawahwahwahwahwhahawhaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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