07-08-2006
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| Just another poster...   Join Date: May 2006
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| Wireless Security System How To install a wireless security system: Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots . A really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in an hour. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed." |
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07-08-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Wireless Security System riiiiiiiiiight.......
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Wireless Security System Sounds good to me. 
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