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| How to bathe a cat Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog |
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| Re: How to bathe a cat why waste the soap?
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| Re: How to bathe a cat Wet pussy! 
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| Re: How to bathe a cat wet pussy and a clean john
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| Re: How to bathe a cat And a wet path from the bathroom to the front door....
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| Re: How to bathe a cat oh, that was what that was from after you left 
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| Re: How to bathe a cat Well someone had to drag you out of the house.....
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| Re: How to bathe a cat You could have called this thread "How To Clean Pussy".... the thread views would have increased at an alarming rate...
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| Re: How to bathe a cat It's still not too late to create that thread...
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| Re: How to bathe a cat Although funny...I think I've seen it before. Has it been posted here before?
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| Re: How to bathe a cat I think it has..... But oh well, it's gonna happen...
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| Re: How to bathe a cat This one's been around for a while. |
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