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After fight make-up....

A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the wrong, but not enough to back down without an argument. So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy had a think. He was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the trauma it had caused.
So to make it up to his girlfriend, he said he'd buy her a gift. "Any thing at all, my love", the guy said, overcome with remorse.
"Oh, I don't know", she replied, "You really shouldn't do this you know. But, if you are, just get me something really expensive, that I don't need."
The following day he booked her in for chemotherapy.
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Re: After fight make-up....

I hadn't heard that one before. Nice!
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Re: After fight make-up....

It was new to me too.... I'm gonna wait for the right moment to show it to the wife....
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Re: After fight make-up....

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Re: After fight make-up....

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.... I'm gonna wait for the right moment to show it to the wife....
is there ever a right moment?
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Re: After fight make-up....

When she is tied up and I'm to drunk to feel pain....
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