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Old 07-10-2006   #1
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The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" casually,
think about whether you want this politician spending your tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency
did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its
releases.

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
A billion days ago no-one walked on two feet on earth.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate the
government spends it.
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I've seen that before. Gives one a good perspective....
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