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Jasmine · 07-10-2006

This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a really dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghost like in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped.

Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain.

Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and began begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he would surely drown!

But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again!

Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve.

Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of the car and ran and ran, into the next town.

Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and with voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience.

A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy was telling the truth (and was not just some drunk).

About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the other, "Look Billy Bob, ders dat idiot that rode in our car when we wuz pushin it in the rain."

**Thender** · 07-10-2006

Idiot must have been deaf! Nothing louder than a couple of rednecks huffing and puffing....

josh · 07-10-2006

i told mike never to take a ride from a stranger.

jpa · 07-10-2006

**ob1** · 07-10-2006

Great job Jas! Way to keep us laughing!

07-10-2006	#1
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 595 Throcks: 435.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hitchhiker This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a really dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghost like in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped. Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be heard over the rain. Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and began begging for his life; he was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he would surely drown! But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again! Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of the car and ran and ran, into the next town. Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and with voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience. A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy was telling the truth (and was not just some drunk). About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the other, "Look Billy Bob, ders dat idiot that rode in our car when we wuz pushin it in the rain."

07-10-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,113 Throcks: 9,395.74 Thanks: 14,857 Thanked 17,115 Times in 4,235 Posts	Re: Hitchhiker Idiot must have been deaf! Nothing louder than a couple of rednecks huffing and puffing.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 07-10-2006 at 08:24 PM.

07-10-2006	#3
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,694 Throcks: 359.86 Thanks: 2,956 Thanked 1,054 Times in 198 Posts	Re: Hitchhiker i told mike never to take a ride from a stranger. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

07-10-2006	#4
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,849 Throcks: 2,511.99 Thanks: 1,240 Thanked 5,610 Times in 1,156 Posts	Re: Hitchhiker __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

07-10-2006	#5
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,205 Throcks: 2,748.44 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,162 Times in 619 Posts	Re: Hitchhiker Great job Jas! Way to keep us laughing! __________________ Ban the lizards!

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