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| Two highways walk into a bar... Two highways are sitting in a bar, having a drink. In walks a piece of pink tarmac. The highways cower under a table. The pink tarmac has a drink and leaves. When the highways return to the bar, an incredulous patron asks, "Why did you guys hide from the pink tarmac?" "Are you kidding?" asks a highway. "That guy's a cycle path!" |
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07-10-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Two highways walk into a bar... 
__________________  Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009  Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.  |
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Two highways walk into a bar...  I don't get it. Should I have gotten this joke?
__________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!  |
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| Re: Two highways walk into a bar... cycle path......... psycho-path.........
__________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 07-10-2006 at 07:16 PM. |
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Two highways walk into a bar... *chuckles* ...not bad
__________________ This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?  |
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| Re: Two highways walk into a bar... not bad for a play on words joke
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