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Old 07-10-2006   #1
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A man's out-of-state business trip is suddenly cancelled, and he is at home with a nervous wife. The couple goes to bed, but at midnight the telephone rings. The man answers it.

"Hello?"

"What?" asked the husband. "How should I know? I live in Phoenix."

He hangs up and his wife asks, "Who was it, dear?"

The husband replies, "Just a wrong number. Some idiot wanted to know if the
coast was clear."
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