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| Cussing Two young brothers were having a discussion. You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear end with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know" he blubbers: V V V "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
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| Jedi SlaveBoy   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Cussing An oldie but a goodie... You can bet your ass that I liked it
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Cussing I sure do remember the day's when your parents to smack you around and it was not considered child abuse. It was called good parenting.
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| Re: Cussing Smack??? My parents ruled with a leather belt.... That's why I was always an angel!
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