07-14-2006
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| Just another poster...   Join Date: May 2006
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| Birthday Surprise A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" She said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!" He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since. |
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07-16-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Re: Birthday Surprise What a bastard. If he was my husband he'd to not be heard of again. 
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07-16-2006
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| TnTU Sophomore Join Date: Sep 2005
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| Re: Birthday Surprise lol. that sucks. he needs to taken out some where and never heard from again |
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07-16-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Birthday Surprise She asked for it, she got it!  
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07-16-2006
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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07-17-2006
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| Solid....Solid As Barack!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Birthday Surprise Bada-bing!
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