07-17-2006
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| Who's your Daddy The following are all replies that Dallas TX women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details". Or putting it another way... Who's yoh Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms (truth be told??). Number 11 takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. Number 5 gives new meaning to people from Virginia 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins --- child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me. 8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time ... well, I don't have clue. 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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07-17-2006
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| Re: Who's your Daddy Oh..... My...... God..... 
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| Re: Who's your Daddy WHORES!! lol...gotta luv 'em! |
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07-19-2006
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| Re: Who's your Daddy I got a good one for ya...My baby daddy is in jail right now for something, but I am not sure what. He was previously in jail for being a pedophile. He has about a 6th grade education, and has two sons older than my daughter both named after him. He insists on calling my daughter Eileen when her name is Emma. Not to mention that SOB hasn't paid me a dime of child support! LOL lemme add that my daughter is adopted!
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| Re: Who's your Daddy Little hard to pay child support right now if he's in jail. But sounds like a all around, stand up, type of guy. 
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| Re: Who's your Daddy He sounds swell!........ 
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