07-24-2006
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| Heart attacks 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. Italians and French drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Being American is apparently what kills you. |
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07-24-2006
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| Re: Heart attacks Works for me!!!!  Although... Eat and drink what you want, and just say "fuck it!" and there will be less stress in your life, leading to a less chance of having a heart attack.... 
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