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Chubby · 07-25-2006

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of
a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It
happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the
offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive
pink envelope in the plate.

This went on for weeks until the pastor,overcome by curiosity,
approached her."Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a
week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she
replied,"every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the
church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said, "$10,000 a week ."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful. What does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does
he practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las
Vegas and one in Reno.

**Thender** · 07-25-2006

A very honerable profession indeed!

jpa · 07-26-2006

Jasmine · 07-26-2006

Meow!

07-25-2006	#1
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 472.74 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Sunday Offering One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor,overcome by curiosity, approached her."Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied,"every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said, "$10,000 a week ." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful. What does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?" The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

07-25-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,939 Throcks: 8,094.51 Thanks: 17,480 Thanked 20,531 Times in 5,061 Posts	Re: Sunday Offering A very honerable profession indeed! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-26-2006	#3
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 8,103 Throcks: 3,201.00 Thanks: 1,391 Thanked 6,860 Times in 1,410 Posts	Re: Sunday Offering __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

07-26-2006	#4
Jasmine Just another poster... Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 595 Throcks: 501.89 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sunday Offering Meow!

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