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My trip to the zoo....

I took the family to the Henry Doorly zoo today. Boy! Was that ever a mistake! Everybody must have thought it was going to be a good day to go to the zoo. That fricken place was packed! But I did manage to run across a few members from TnTu and take pictures of them in their natural habitats...

I saw Josh first. I guess he was to tired to notice... But what a nice red bum

There must have been something in the air because 2ox was asleep too. Damn 2ox, no wonder you are so damn tired, sleeping the way you do....

The third pic is from when I stumbled across some members of TnTu begging for food. I believe that is MMM on the limb, grabbing the vine with her tail. She keeps stealing the food from the koi's....
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Re: My trip to the zoo....

And you guys have wondered where I've been? I just got away from him!!!!!
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I'm not done... You're next.....
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Re: My trip to the zoo....

I found out that the zoo has idolized mike. Here I am in the first pic rubbing mike's likeness for luck. Lastly, I found ob1 just sitting around and watching everyone.
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Re: My trip to the zoo....

He's rubbing my head!!
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Re: My trip to the zoo....

It was so hard and shiny, and HOT!!! Damn was it hot at the zoo!
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Re: My trip to the zoo....

Yes.. I am very talented - you never knew my tail was so strong..Did you?
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Well......... I did have an inkling.
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Re: My trip to the zoo....

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Yes.. I am very talented - you never knew my tail was so strong..Did you?
Yeah, your "tailwind"
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BOOYEAH!!!!!
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Nice pics t-dog! Thanks for sharing...I didn't know I was that hairy!
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Re: My trip to the zoo....

Nice pictures thender. I do have to say that you need to get out of the basement and into the sun somemore. Did anyone check out those white legs but me? I guess I like to look at guys legs.
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Re: My trip to the zoo....

my ass only gets that red for you thender.
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gonna start calling you "sexy shirt"
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Re: My trip to the zoo....

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looks like you escaped and had a bad night with an elephant.
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gonna start calling you "sexy shirt"
The only "ordinary" shirt that I wear is my work shirt..... All my other shirts are of the "Hawian" variety...
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I thought I made your ass red.....




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Nice pictures thender. I do have to say that you need to get out of the basement and into the sun somemore. Did anyone check out those white legs but me? I guess I like to look at guys legs.
That picture didn't do me any justice.... My arms are really brown now. And my legs are nicely tanned. I spend at least two hours every day at our pool, out in the country, every weekend... That's about all I can stand, or I will start resembling a lobster...
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Uhhhhh,yeah,sure, that's it.
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On a side note.... My 9 year old daughter took these pictures in the Aquarium... I think they f*cking rock!!! Not bad for a lil' child...

I believe the second pic is of Dave looking for someone to ban....
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Not bad, I think she has a career option.
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She has made me proud!

At least I know she got something from me....
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My youngest daughter (7) got this great pic of jpa at work....

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He worked his ass off just to get up there. I think he deserves a break.
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