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Old 07-30-2006   #1
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying
home because she is not feeling well.


"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.


"What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?"

She replies - "I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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