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| Call In Sick A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of Anal Glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?" She replies - "I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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| Re: Call In Sick Works for me!
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| Re: Call In Sick Sounds legit!!
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