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Chubby

If you ever get these two environments confused, this should
make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON......you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10
cell.
AT WORK.......you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8
cubicle.

IN PRISON......you get three meals a day
AT WORK.......you get a break for one meal and you have to pay
for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
you.
AT WORK...........you're often required to carry a security card
and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.

IN PRISON .........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you share the toilet with some people who pee
on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your
family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK.........you pay all your expenses to get to work, and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

IN PRISON......you spend most of your life inside bars wanting
to get out.
AT WORK.......you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
go inside bars

IN PRISON. .... You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK.........They're called managers.

Have a Good Day at Work!

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Thender

Thanks for the reminder on a Sunday.....*sigh*

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