07-30-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| Thursday's Lunch Three lady friends always meet for lunch on Thursdays. One Thursday Anne says, "There's this thing, when I go down on my John, his balls are always cold." Funny you should say that", says Mary. "my Franks balls are always cold too". "EEAUUWWWWWWGHHHHHH" says Nancy, "that's disgusting.How can you both do that?" So her friends tell Nancy that a BJ is the best way to keep her man from straying. The following Thursday Anne and Mary are in the restaurant waiting for their friend to arrive. In walks Nancy with a huge black eye. What happened to you?", ask her two friends. "Mike hit me". came the reply. " Why?" ask the girls. "I don't know", says Nancy, "I was giving him a BJ like you told me, and all I said was, your balls aren't cold like Frank's and John's."
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07-30-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Thursday's Lunch  Serves her right...
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07-31-2006
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| Re: Thursday's Lunch Let me guess. She was blonde too.  
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08-01-2006
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08-02-2006
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