07-31-2006
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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| The Answers We Have All Been Waiting For Here are the answers we have all been waiting for: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: IT'S BRAILLE FOR SUCK HERE. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: IT IS THE SAME AS A FRENCH KISS, BUT ONLY DOWN UNDER. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: MELT THEM DOWN, MAKE A TIRE, AND CALL IT A GOODYEAR. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS TO SCRATCH. Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: WHEN THEY COME THEY'RE WILD AND WET, BUT WHEN THEY GO, THEY TAKE YOUR HOUSE AND CAR WITH THEM.
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07-31-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: The Answers We Have All Been Waiting For Works for me 
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08-01-2006
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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