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Mike was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars..."she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell, it's
only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a
minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . It's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," Mike answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," Mike says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her face".
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Mike was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars..."she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell, it's
only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a
minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them . It's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," Mike answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," Mike says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her face".
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