08-16-2006
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| Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08   Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 36
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| Oh what to do? A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed behind the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle so he couldn't get it loose. Next she walked to the other side of the shed, picked up an old carpenter's saw and started walking back toward him. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, arent you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever the hell you want."
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08-16-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Oh what to do? Thanks for the repost of a good joke with a twist 
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| Wanna Bet???   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Oh what to do? I think I would have to die.
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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08-17-2006
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| If you've got a minuite to kill...work it till death   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fremont Age: 31
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| Re: Oh what to do? OUCH!!!!!! 
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08-22-2006
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| TnTU's Officia "JETTHEAD"  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46
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08-22-2006
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| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Re: Oh what to do? Wow
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| Re: Oh what to do? That is an interesting hypothetical question
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08-26-2006
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| Re: Oh what to do? hey i'd cut it off, bc then they could reattach it and id get to do porn
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| Re: Oh what to do? After you cut it off... It would be burned in the fire and squished in the vise... What, exactly, are you trying to reatach? 
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08-26-2006
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| TnTU Pre-school  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: plattsmouth, NE Age: 17
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| Re: Oh what to do? come on, if i had a buck for every time that's happened to me... |
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