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| Stuttering Cat I have a weird sense of humor and laughed my ass off at this one. A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff' and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!" Kind of reminds me of the one where the little boy is burying his goldfish in the back yard. 
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| If you've got a minuite to kill...work it till death   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fremont Age: 31
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| Yes.... I'm still a Redneck!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32
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