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**Bud** · 08-18-2006

and doesn't like sex ??

The girl in the trunk of my car.

jpa · 08-18-2006

**mike** · 08-18-2006

try oral,works every time!!

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 08-18-2006

**Thender** · 08-18-2006

Yeah, um, okay.....

If you see a black and white outside your house and hear someone knocking on the door, just cooperate and behave nicely....

**mike** · 08-18-2006

always works for you!!

**Thender** · 08-18-2006

What works? Carefull what you say cause I don't have a vehicle with a trunk....

**mike** · 08-18-2006

For some odd reason you have found a fondness for my trunk,though.

**Thender** · 08-18-2006

That's cause it has a false bottom that I can escape through!

jpa · 08-18-2006

you seem to enjoy false bottoms dont you

**Thender** · 08-18-2006

Especially yours buddy!

jpa · 08-18-2006

well you seem to worship it enough

**Thender** · 08-18-2006

I do have a problem with false bottoms......... But yours hasn't lived up to your promise...

jpa · 08-18-2006

i make no promise or guarantees and absolutely no refunds

**Thender** · 08-18-2006

That is fuc*ing bullshit!!!! I want my money back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jpa · 08-19-2006

**Bud** · 08-19-2006

lilyvon schtupp · 08-22-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bud8Fan

and doesn't like sex ??

The girl in the trunk of my car.

don't worry about what anyone else says
i liked yer joke

**Bud** · 08-22-2006

I even cleaned it up a little.

The original punchline was a little over the line.

shutterbug · 08-22-2006

so bad

08-18-2006	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 6,000.66 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	What is Black and Blue and doesn't like sex ?? The girl in the trunk of my car. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-18-2006	#2
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,163 Throcks: 410.30 Thanks: 5 Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

08-18-2006	#3
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,980 Throcks: 1,071.89 Thanks: 688 Thanked 145 Times in 63 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue try oral,works every time!! __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

08-18-2006	#4
Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 484 Throcks: 162.94 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.

08-18-2006	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue Yeah, um, okay..... If you see a black and white outside your house and hear someone knocking on the door, just cooperate and behave nicely.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-18-2006	#6
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,980 Throcks: 1,071.89 Thanks: 688 Thanked 145 Times in 63 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue always works for you!! __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

08-18-2006	#7
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue What works? Carefull what you say cause I don't have a vehicle with a trunk.... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-18-2006	#8
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,980 Throcks: 1,071.89 Thanks: 688 Thanked 145 Times in 63 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue For some odd reason you have found a fondness for my trunk,though. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

08-18-2006	#9
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue That's cause it has a false bottom that I can escape through! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-18-2006	#10
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,163 Throcks: 410.30 Thanks: 5 Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue you seem to enjoy false bottoms dont you __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

08-18-2006	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue Especially yours buddy! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-18-2006	#12
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,163 Throcks: 410.30 Thanks: 5 Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue well you seem to worship it enough __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

08-18-2006	#13
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue I do have a problem with false bottoms......... But yours hasn't lived up to your promise... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-18-2006	#14
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,163 Throcks: 410.30 Thanks: 5 Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue i make no promise or guarantees and absolutely no refunds __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

08-18-2006	#15
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,313 Throcks: 1,797.29 Thanks: 666 Thanked 538 Times in 209 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue That is fucing bullshit!!!! I want my money back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.*

08-22-2006	#20
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123 Throcks: 167.28 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue so bad __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

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08-19-2006	#16
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,163 Throcks: 410.30 Thanks: 5 Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

08-22-2006	#19
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 6,000.66 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	Re: What is Black and Blue I even cleaned it up a little. The original punchline was a little over the line. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!