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**Bud** · 08-18-2006

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

**Thender** · 08-18-2006

I needed that!

jpa · 08-18-2006

Al · 08-22-2006

shutterbug · 08-22-2006

funny shit

08-18-2006	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 10,304 Throcks: 5,969.74 Thanks: 112 Thanked 133 Times in 58 Posts	The Skunk A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there. "But what about the smell?" "Just hold its nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

08-18-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,291 Throcks: 1,763.97 Thanks: 629 Thanked 469 Times in 183 Posts	Re: The Skunk I needed that! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-18-2006	#3
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 407.22 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Re: The Skunk __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

08-22-2006	#4
Al TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD" Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 430 Throcks: 266.99 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Skunk

08-22-2006	#5
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123 Throcks: 167.08 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The Skunk funny shit __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

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